ANY BETS ON POINDEXTER'S FUTURE? EDITORIAL 30 July 2003 Roanoke Times & World News A14 FROM THE beginning, retired Adm. John Poindexter - he of the five felony convictions arising from his role in the Iran-Contra scandal of the 1980s, spared by the skin of his teeth when a U.S. Court of Appeals panel voted 2-1 in 1991 to set aside the convictions on a technicality - was a weird choice by the Bush administration to head the Pentagon's Terrorism Information Awareness Office. Why he remains there is unfathomable. Poindexter's earlier "Total Information Awareness" proposal to use computer technology to delve into the personal finances of virtually every American had such sinister connotations that Congress felt compelled to curtail its reach. The office's latest brainchild - establishing a futures market in terrorism - managed to combine a sense of the sinister with sheer wackiness. Fortunately for the country, a wiser head, Senate Armed Services Chairman John Warner of Virginia, prevailed Tuesday. He put the kibosh on the idea, but not before Poindexter had made a laughingstock of what ought to be serious business indeed. The idea sounded like a parody, a product of Monty Python in a moment of particularly bad taste. Traders would bet on contracts that, according to the "Policy Analysis Market" Website, would have predicted "the economic, civil and military futures" of eight Middle East countries "and the impact of U.S. involvement with each." But it was no parody. The administration had sought $8 million through 2005 to fund the program. Money for its extension was included in the House version of next year's defense bill, though not in the Senate version. Prospective traders, under the shroud of anonymity, were to have begun registering Friday. The idea's theoretical justification, if such it can be called, was that the play of the market would tease out information of value to U.S. policymakers. But sovereign nations aren't pork bellies. A U.S. contract predicting the overthrow of a foreign leader would have been perilously close to a U.S. contract on a foreign leader - particularly if those betting on the prophecy's accuracy were in a position to fulfill it. The Bush administration should separate Poindexter from his federal paycheck.