The Herald (Rock Hill, S.C.) July 30, 2003 Wednesday 1ST EDITION SECTION OPED PAGE; Pg. 7A LENGTH 492 words HEADLINE Who dreamed up this plan? BYLINE The Herald BODY There's a difference between an idea that is before its time and an idea that should never see the light of day. The Pentagon apparently has trouble distinguishing between the two. Consider, for example, the Policy Analysis Market, a commodity-market trading system that allows investors to bet on political and economic happenings in the Middle East - including the possibility of terrorist attacks, assassinations, war and other dreaded events. No, this is not something out of an Austin Powers movie; it comes to us from the Pentagon and it actually existed, at least for a while. Officials with the Pentagon's Defense Research Projects Agency, or DARPA, where the idea was dreamed up, explained that it was part of a research effort "to investigate the broadest possible set of new ways to prevent terrorist attacks." The idea was that serious investors, like those who play the commodities market, would ferret out insider information to enhance their portfolios in Middle Eastern misfortune. If hundreds of investors suddenly decided to take the plunge on a coup in Syria or the assassination of the Saudi oil minister, U.S. agents could check to see if they were on to something. The Pentagon would simply heed the age-old advice when trying to unravel intrigue Follow the money. But right from the start, it was apparent that this plan had been hatched by people who don't get out much, deep thinkers who apparently drink too much coffee and spend too much time in windowless Pentagon offices. The practically unanimous response to the plan was Are you nuts? Critics in Congress were quick to point out that terrorists could manipulate the market to throw intelligence agents off track. Senate Democratic leader Tom Daschle of South Dakota said the plan might encourage terrorist attacks. Think about it - a big investor has a lot of money riding on the assassination of a certain sheik. What's to prevent the investor from hiring the assassin to make that prediction come true? Ultimately, however, the undoing of the Policy Analysis Market probably was its tastelessness. Do we really want to encourage investment in doom and gloom? It gives a whole new meaning to the "misery index." In the end, Sen. John Warner, R-Va., chairman of the Armed Services Committee, made a call to the Pentagon Tuesday and had officials pull the plug on this harebrained idea. Warner said he was assured that the people overseeing the program would "stop all engines on this matter today." Deputy Defense Secretary Paul Wolfowitz said that DARPA "is brilliantly imaginative in places where we want them to be imaginative. It sounds like maybe they got too imaginative." But Pentagon officials can't just leave it at that. The whole idea was more than a little perverse, indicative of the kind of thinking that isn't needed in the so-called war on terrorism. The Pentagon needs to find out who was behind this program and clean house.