I Hate George W. Bush Reader: Why He's Wrong about Absolutely Everything 
edited by Clint Willis
Thunder's Mouth Press
May 10, 2004
Subject Humor, paperback

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He's a Liar

Quiz
Paul Slansky

According to Dick Cheney, why was the wildly ballooning deficit not a cause 
for concern?
(a) Because the government could "turn it around overnight if we play our 
cards right" in John Poindexter's terrorism-futures market.
(b) Because, "if we need to, we can always borrow a few trillion from 
Halliburton."
(c) Because he is "a deficit hawk," and even more reassuring, "so is the 
President." 
(d) Because "The world could blow up tomorrow, and then all debts would be 
forgiven and we'd look pretty damn smart."

Answer: (c)