Bizarre bazaar 31 July 2003 The Salt Lake Tribune A14 If there were a market on the future of John Poindexter, the smart money would be betting against him outlasting the week in his Pentagon job. If that bet were to pay off, it would be a bad thing for Poindexter's career, but a good thing for the future of U.S. defense policy. That's because Poindexter has shown a remarkable talent over the years for combining innovative thinking with poor judgment. On Monday, two senators revealed that Poindexter's office had laid the groundwork for a futures market to predict violent political events in the Middle East. Investors would bet on the probability of Yasser Arafat being assassinated, for instance, or King Abdullah of Jordan being deposed. In thinking worthy of Dr. Strangelove, the wonks at the Pentagon could see that futures markets have been more successful than individual experts at predicting oil prices, elections and movie ticket sales, so why not create a market to predict terrorist events? Such knowledge might help U.S. planners anticipate terrorist attacks. Unfortunately, Poindexter and his cronies were blind to the moral repugnance of their scheme. There also were practical flaws, the most obvious being that the investors most likely to bet correctly, and therefore profit, would be terrorists. After two Democratic senators blew the whistle on the market- makers Monday, senators from both parties quickly closed the plan down. Trading was not scheduled to begin until Oct. 1, so no harm had been done except to U.S. credibility. This is not the first time that Poindexter's fascination with unorthodox tactics has produced bizarre results. Many Americans remember him for his starring role in the Iran-Contra scandal, in which the Reagan administration traded arms for the release of U.S. hostages held in Tehran. In a side deal, the profits from that sale were diverted to the Contra rebels fighting the Sandinista government of Nicaragua. Poindexter was convicted in court of lying to Congress about that affair, but his convictions subsequently were overturned. Lately, he promoted the Total Information Awareness project, which proposed government scanning of credit transactions and other computer databases to search for patterns that might suggest terrorist activity. Constitutional questions about privacy and illegal searches played too small a role in the thinking behind this brainstorm. Given the patterns of his past performance, it is not unreasonable to predict that Poindexter would shepherd other dubious schemes into the nation's security strategy. That is one future the United States can do without.