Tampa Tribune (Florida) August 1, 2003, Friday, FINAL EDITION SECTION BAYLIFE, Pg. 1 LENGTH 350 words HEADLINE This Market Analysis Points To Nutty Stuff BYLINE KEVIN WALKER , kwalker@tampatrib.com; Kevin Walker can be reached at (813) 259-7975. You can also read his column online at rail.TBO.com BODY Gee, what kind of country is this if we can't even have government-sponsored gambling on future events in the Middle East? Oh, that's right. A sane one. Pentagon officials decided this week to pull the plug on the Policy Analysis Market, in which investors would have placed bets on events in the Middle East happening at a certain time - chemical attacks, suicide bombings, etc. Sound nuts? I thought so. Still do, actually. However, I've learned - through Slate magazine - that the nuttiness is more pervasive than I thought. According to a Slate story, some economists believe such exotic markets can help predict future events, just like a rising stock supposedly signals a rosy future for a company on the New York Stock Exchange. Pentagon planners bought into this theory and invested time and money to develop the Policy Analysis Market, thinking it might be helpful in military planning. Ah. Good plan, gang! Still, other exotic markets are out there. Here are a few examples listed by Slate (www.slate.msn.com) that are available to investors (and government policy planners) Iowa Electronic Markets - People can bet on the outcome of presidential elections, among other things. Athletic Stock Exchange - Investors can buy and trade stocks in athletes, making money if they perform well. TradeSports.com - The Irish company has a "current events" section allowing bets on such things as the date Osama bin Laden or Saddam Hussein will be captured. Hollywood Stock Exchange - Investors buy and trade stocks in movies, based on box office performance. However, it's all "play" money, so you won't lose your shirt if the new "Tomb Raider" movie tanks (which, as of this writing, it is). Every time I think it can't get any stranger out there, it does. Of course, the next bit of this column involves a make-believe dog who talks, so who am I to point fingers? BOBO THE DOG SAYS "It's a sin to live in a neighborhood as dangerous as this." BOBO REDUX Turn to Page 2 of BayLife and be enlightened. This week's T-shirt winner is David Michaels. NOTES THE RAIL