U.S. News & World Report, August 11, 2003 v135 i4 p6 In Quotes. (comments on current events)(Brief Article) "So we cannot name this country, but it is, we can assume, a veritable Mecca of terrorist activity." BILL MAHER, comedian, on Saudi Arabia's being deleted from Congress's 9/11 report. "I don't want to be president. I want my BlackBerry." GOV. JEB BUSH, on the White House's monitoring of his brother George's E-mail. "Marriage is holy, while homosexual acts go against the natural moral law." THE VATICAN, urging lawmakers to oppose same-sex marriage. "This is an idea that was not going to work out." TONY TETHER, Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency director, on the short-lived terrorism futures market Sources: Fox News, Tallahassee Democrat, New York Times