Life inside a computer game. By GRAHAM PHILLIPS. 27 April 2003 Sunday Telegraph 37 SURVIVAL in the future may simply mean playing a drama queen and sucking up to celebrities. After much philosophising, Nick Bostrom at Yale University, has come to the disturbing conclusion that the real world is probably not real after all. You and I are probably living inside some pimply teenager-from-the-future's computer game. Perhaps we should be changing our lives because of this finding, before the kid is tempted to delete us. The Yale professor's logic goes something like this. Each year computers get more and more powerful. Eventually they'll become as powerful as a human brain. When this happens, they'll also be conscious, just as our brains are. This breakthrough will trigger the beginning of a new generation of computers. The self-aware machines will evolve too, just as today's computers do, getting more powerful by the year. Eventually they'll become trillions of times more sophisticated than our mere thinking organs and at that point our descendants will have some pretty impressive computers at their disposal. The question is, what will they do with these hyper computers? Run games on them of course, just as we do today. But imagine what the computer games of the future will be like. There will be so much number-crunching power, the graphics will be as realistic as real life. The characters in the computer games will be completely realistic as well. And, the hyper computers will be able to make the characters self-aware. Bostrom's philosophical conclusion is that the characters won't know they are just programs in a computer. They'll think they are real and leading real lives. So the obvious question is: how do we know we ourselves are not characters inside some future computer game? We don't, insists Bostrom. In fact, by his calculations, it's almost certain that we are. Again, it all follows from simple logic, he insists. There can be only one real universe. The original one where the first hyper computers were built. But there are no guarantees we live in that one. Once the hyper computers come along, countless simulated universes will be created for Play Stations of the future. Imagine a billion of these games are made. The chances of us being in the real universe rather than one of the simulations would be a billion-to-one against. In other words, Buckley's chance. Does all this matter really matter? It certainly does, says Professor Robin Hanson at America's George Mason University. If life in the future becomes just a game for mass entertainment, then you'd better start being entertaining if you don't want to be written out of the script. Indeed the kid at the controls may be playing one of the main characters in the game - so suck up to any celebrities you meet. It's a good thing the philosophers are looking out for us! grahamp@bigpond.com.